10) “Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.”

9) "Last year, the vice president launched a new effort to help make communities more liberal." 2000 State of the Union Address, He was supposed to say "more livable"

8) “When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again."

7) "What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" after hearing journalists had rated the Monica Lewinsky scandal as the 53rd most significant story of the century

6) “Look, half the time when I see the evening news, I wouldn't be for me, either." 1995

5) "I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years."

4) "It depends on how you define alone…"

3) “It all depends on what the definition of 'is' is."

2) “I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal.”

1)      “But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

10) “One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.”

9) “I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." May 4, 2006

8) "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

7)"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." May 24, 2005

6) "F*ck Saddam. We're taking him out." March 2002

5) "They misunderestimated me." Nov. 6, 2000

4) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Aug. 5, 2004

3) “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." Sept. 6, 2006

2) “Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, before he resigned 10 days later over his handling Hurricane Katrina, Sept. 2, 2005

1)      “A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my Vice President had shot someone. Ah, those were the good old days.”